i post star trek and depressing text posts
boldly going absolutley fuckin nowhere

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad


curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.


howidiotic:

this is my favourite vine ever


jacobvanderburg:

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

Ayy no but seriously I’m a guy and I’ve had shit like this happen too and I couldn’t find any evidence of like cuts or anything it’s super weird

my pillows are occasionally covered in blood in the morning

jacobvanderburg:

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

Ayy no but seriously I’m a guy and I’ve had shit like this happen too and I couldn’t find any evidence of like cuts or anything it’s super weird

my pillows are occasionally covered in blood in the morning


officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am


espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

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brillohead:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

oh my fucking god




evion:

moosetachefeels:

hitlersbreastmilk:

The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’

#ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING

"I SHALL GO DOWN WITH THIS SAILING VESSEL."


retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services



prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed


snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.


clurex:

real australian chips people